It happened when a certain peson...let's call him "J"...was born with an innate and very strong hatred of dandelions. And worked hard to make his yard look like this:
He is pleased to find that most of his neighbors have well manicured and weed free lawns. However, a certain lawn on the corner and one RIGHT NEXT DOOR have seen fit to amass a large army of weeds that successfully took over many parts of J's domain last year. See exhibit A below and do not be fooled by it's seemingly beautiful appearance. Those weeds are dangerous and can strike at any moment. (And besides...the other lawn with the dandelions just looks unkempt rather than mountain meadow-ish...)
And thus began, the Dandelion Wars. Currently, J is strengthening his defenses with a rigorous fertilizer campaign including a weed and dandelion blocker, and has purchased a special gun (which is attached to a canister of weed killing spray). He has enlisted the help of "M", an incognito assassin, to aid in the fight against the Weedy Army. In fact...M completed her first mission this morning.
How will this bloody fight end? Will the wily weeds win? Will the frantic fertilizers defeat them? Holy dratted dandelions, batman! I can't wait to find out! Stay tuned next week for another exciting episode of...dun dun dun....The Dandelion Wars!
2 comments:
Can't wait to bring the boys over and have them 'shoot' weeds for you... especially if it's a covert mission! I never said this, but I've been known to accidentally spray a little D4 on my neighbor's yard... thus making a 'neutral' zone, it's kind of like when the UN agrees to disagree. Can't wait to come swing in your big tree~ Greg
I love you Megan! The suspense is too much!!
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